Players Who Play for Your Favourite Team? No. 1—Luís Boa-Morte

Terence Baker Fearlessly Finds Out.

Boa Morte is a bit of a joke at West Ham, it must be said. He shows all the right commitment, but his shots usually end up 30 feet above the goal and if one person can be assured of being seen screaming at the referee at some devious indiscretion to the dignity of his very person, you can bet on him. He has not played for West Ham since the last game of last season, due to injury, but manager Gianfranco Zola rates him. Of course, his name is translated from the Portuguese as “Good Death.”